Vibe and Giggle
Your 20s are great. You’re down for whatever. Your friends call you. They’re like, “Do you want to go?” You’re like, “I’ll go.” You don’t even know where you’re going. … Your 30s come and you’re like, “Where are we going?” “How late are they open? Is it loud?” Your 40s, you’re like, “I’m not going.” I’m mad that you thought I would go.
“Per my last email” is corporate for “I have screenshots and I’m not afraid to use them.”
Bought a vegetable to be healthy. Watched it slowly die in my fridge. Learned nothing.
Getting older is hearing a song from 2005 on the “throwback” station and needing to sit down.
Monday called. I let it go to voicemail.
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