Vibe and Giggle
My phone at 1%: “I’m dying.” Me, sprinting through the house like a TV surgeon: “STAY WITH ME!”
Group chat: 147 new messages.
Me: (scrolls up)
Group chat: A thumbs-up and a picture of somebody’s sandwich.
I’m not ignoring your text. I read it, answered it in my head, and considered it handled.
I pay for six streaming services just so I can scroll through all of them and rewatch the same show from 2005.
Now, instead of “OK,” a lot of people text me just the “K,” leavin’ the “O” off. What… what microfraction of a second did you save?
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