Vibe and Giggle
I’m smart enough to, like, answer my six-year-old’s questions. She’s like, “Why is the sun hot?” I’m like, “’Cause it’s on fire. That’s a stupid question.” … I know that she’ll be smarter than me next year, and then just for the rest of her life. So I am really sticking it to her while I can.
If you want to know what it’s like to have a fourth, just imagine you’re drowning, and then someone hands you a baby.
My kid asked for a snack four minutes after dinner, like I’m a 24-hour drive-thru with no manager.
My kids think money comes from the card. Honestly? So do I. That’s the problem.
Kids will ignore you all day, then need you URGENTLY the exact second you sit down.
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